SOTM-A035 – A Child Named Apple Pie

ChildNamedApplePie This show features our core group of award deserving performers. Folks like Dr. Captain Clark, Bill Schmotz, the lovely and talented Marilyn J, P-Dub, Spike, and even Steven. Speaking of Even Steven, despite what you may have heard in the “lame stream media”, this show does not feature an amateur colonoscopy, and that procedure was not botched by Dr. Captain Clark, and that is NOT the reason that Steve is taking a couple of weeks off. Also, that part of the show was NOT carefully edited out because the screaming distorted the audio. Steve is simply taking a vacation, and he has always walked like that. There will be no live show on Memorial Day, but that doesn’t mean that if you tune in you won’t hear something cool anyway.

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SOTM-A034 – Topic Changer Changing

Way lovelier than Clark

Way lovelier than Clark

Attention, Ladies and Gentlemen. For this evening’s performance, the part of “Topic Changer” will be played by Miss Marilyn “J”.

Dr. Captain Clark was called away to cater to the countless whims of some woman named Betsy Meddler or something like that. This show also features two favorites… the lovely and talented Tatia… and the long awaited return of the Birthday Challenge.

As always this show has received an unspecified award of some kind.

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SOTM-A033 – Clark Wit Da Mayo

Clark Wit Da MayoA very special Cinco De Mayo show featuring the lovely and talented guys, plus 2 fine females… the lovely and talented Marilyn and the lovely and talented Tatia. Besides the incredibly valuable Mexican culture featured in the show, we also explain where you have to go if you want strippers at your funeral. This show might actually win a Peabody Award. PeabodyAward

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SOTM-A032 – The Goat Cheese Challenge

Goat cheese with fresh thyme
This is the most anticipated show in the history of shows. When this show came on live, all crime in the United States came to a halt. Schools were closed. Last Wills & Testaments were written. Farmers toiling in the fields stopped toiling and gathered around the radio. Sporting events were halted for one hour. For one hour Spike, Clark, Steve, Marilyn, P-Dub, and Bill Schmotz made radio history, and now you can claim you were there by listening to the player below. Nobody will know you are lying, and we promise not to tell on you.

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SOTM-A031 – Driving Mrs. Tubman

Not Harriet Tubman

Not Harriet Tubman


Introductions begin in “jackassian” style and rush straight downhill in a car driven by Harriet Tubman’s husband. The full complement of lovely and talented males are in introduced, Dr. Captain Clark, Governor Bill Schmotz, V.O.R. Steve Ericson, Spike (on his mic), and the guy who makes it sound good… P.W. Fenton. And then we get to the femalians, Marilyn J. and Monica. We talk about several official topics, but get sidetracked when Spike finds it hard to believe that anyone would eat goat cheese (which is great on pizza). This leads to next week’s “Goat Cheese Challenge”.

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SOTM-A030 – Couponists

CouponDespite someone saying “This is not the coupon show” you can get 10% off if you have the coupon. The semi-regular cast is here featuring the lovely and talented Marilyn J, the lovely and talented Dr. Capt. Clark, the lovely and talented Steve, the lovely and talented P.W., the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, and Spike. We begin by discussing the importance of good grooming and never touching a black women’s sleeve… why Gwyneth Paltrow eats parsley and cilantro while on welfare… and eventually Spike asks “Who in the hell packages dog poop?”. After a new episode of Spike-2-Peace Theater, we figure out who among us would use the handicapped microphone.

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SOTM-A029 – The Demon of Reason

Demon Steve & his attorney Robert

Demon Steve & his attorney Robert

Like most of our other award deserving Spike On The Mic shows, this one has wonderful, thought provoking, hilarious, interesting, and informative topics featuring the lovely and talented panelists known as Dr. Captain Clark, P.W., Marilyn J., Bill Schmotz, and Spike (on the mic). I am afraid however that this particular show will haunt you forever because of the demonic possession of “The Voice of Reason” who just happens to have brought his consigliere, Robert Salermo. This episode (like most others really) is therefore not recommended for fragile youths or women who are pregnant.

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SOTM-A028 – Another Man’s Garbage

SOTM-A028If you already think that a show hosted by a linguistics expert named Spike is funny. If you already think regulars, Bill Schmotz, Dr. Captain Clark, Reasonable Steve, P-Dub, and the lovely and talented Marilyn are funny… Just wait until you’ve heard a show with a professional comedian on it… Somebody like the lovely and talented Tony Gaud (Not to be confused with the Gaud of Abraham). We highly, and unashamedly recommend you wear loose fitting clothes and comfortable shoes when you listen to this show. We are not responsible for breakage. Some settling of the contents occurs, and may contain small parts. Do not listen near an open flame.

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SOTM-A027 – Less Filling, More Testosterone

guns beerThis award deserving episode features only beings with the Y chromosome. Thus there will be no Dees… no Marilyns… no Tatias… no Monicas… and no Doctor-Captains. Our first topic of contention features a lottery winner that fails to win the lottery. The beeper reveals she is not into deep voices but is into derailing trains, while P-Dub manages to make his wife the reason some lotto prizes go uncollected. The next topic which Spike refers to as “something dear and dear to me” is called “Don’t Pour My Beer” despite the story having nothing to do with pouring beer. It’s about a man who is shot accidentally when he accidentally hands a man a can containing the wrong brand of beer. This, of course, leads Spike to visit Thailand to find women who serve beer under false pretenses. Finally, like most of our shows, this one eventually goes to the dogs. If you’d like a printed transcript of this episode you will have to hire a professional transcriber. We don’t do that.

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SOTM-A026 – Ridiculously Inebriated Podcast

CincyClarkThis episode is hosted by Dr. Captain Clark, host of The Ridiculously Inconsistent Podcast, because our normal host was ridiculously inebriated. The lovely and talented P.W., lovely and talented Steve, lovely and talented Marilyn J., lovely and talented Tatia, and the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, all breathe in the intoxicating fumes emanating from the lovely and toasted Spike. Despite our efforts to the contrary, this turns out to be a very entertaining episode. It does suffer from one glaring defect however caused by leaving the show’s clock in the hands of the less than focused Spike. As a result the show ends rather sudd…

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