SOTM-A019 – Fiedler On The Roof

Arthur Fiedler

Arthur Fiedler


Because it’s MLK’s birthday, Spike says it’s “his people’s day” and decides to take a back seat during the show. As a result we learn… how NOT to rob O.T.B., that The Beeper is “of white desession“, that Arthur Treacher was a real person, that cats will sleep with alligators, and that Dr. Capt. Clark works undercover in comedy clubs manufacturing exploding glitter packages. A show so good… so award deserving… that you are likely to wet your pants while we take your picture. Don’t ask. Oh… and you will also learn how this episode became associated with the late great Arthur Fiedler, and how he got on the roof.

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SOTM-A018 – “Per-if-free-all” Visions

Monica
Monica rejoins the crew after a long absence and provides our only female voice. Unfortunately we are all preoccuppied by the story of her naked encounter with a huge bug which she told us about just before the show started. We deal with the Pope and his approval of bare breasts in the 16th chapel. (I know. What about the other 15 chapels, right?) We discuss various goings on in WalMart… Tony Gorganzola calls in, and then we are suddenly swing dancing in a Winnebago traveling across the country, and Steve unexpectedly now agrees to spooning with P-Dub. Clark is about to get lucky but then admits he’s holding back a fart, which is apparently a deal killer, and we prove just how ready we are for primetime by the way we mishandle the clock at the end of our show. Another award deserving show.

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SOTM-A017 – Jordan Bail Bonds

StarGoddessLogo Our first star crossed episode of the award deserving Spike On The Mic Show in 2015. The lovely and talented Clark, the lovely and talented P.W., the lovely and talented Steve, the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, and Spike are joined by our lovely and talented special guest Janet Sciales, better known in the Tampa Bay area as the Star Goddess. We cover everything under the stars, including Air Jordan making bail, a couple of listener call-ins, and an ungrateful moocher. The lovely and talented Diedre was out of town for the holidays and didn’t make it back in time for the show.

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SOTM-A016 – It’s Storytime!

STORYTIME
Since Spike, Clark, Steve, P-dub, and Bill Schmotz find themselves on an all male panel, they do what all men do when they get together without women… they lie! Tonight we go beyond simply talking about the past, the present, and the future. Tonight each of us gets to tell a fascinating story from our childhood, and despite P-Dub’s cheating, his story doesn’t win the event. This was our last show of 2014. After a brief vacation for the holidays, we will next be live on January 5th 2015 and 7 PM. Please join us then. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy New Year, and whatever else you’re into!

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SOTM-A015 – Taken To Persecutions (To Serve With Love)

Lance In His Pants

Lance In His Pants


Tatia (pronounced “Tasha”) and Deidre bring some estrogen back to the regular crew, and that plus our inability to speak French, causes us to immediately interrupt the racial slurs with “nipple talk”. We get to land mines… Steve’s Flip-Phone… “G.I. Faux”… and we play a rousing game of “The Price Is Spike”. All of this will make sense (or not) once you listen to the show. We end on a sad note as we learned of the passing of a good friend of the show, and occasional guest, Lance Nichols, who is pictured to the left during one of our after show gatherings. Lance, you will always be in our pants.

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SOTM-A014 – Save The Clydesdales

P-Dub in 1969
This is our first “sausage fest” in a long time. All lovely and talented males… Steve “The Voice of Reason”, Dr. Captain Clark, Bill Schmotz, P.W. Fenton, and of course the actual Spike. We did mange to hear a female voice when Tonya called us from the wilds of Pennsylvania. There is lots of topic changing music, Tony Gorgonzola calls in, and The Clydesdales get kicked out of the barn. But do not panic, a replica of their home will be built for them in the kentle. Yes… we said “kentle“. Please be advised, we will be awol next week (December 1st) but we will return on December 8th to heap further abuse on the English language.

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SOTM-A013 – Operation APHID

The Aphid

The Aphid

Tonight’s show features one of the largest casts ever assembled, and was officially approved by the National Pesticide Information Center (NPIC). The traditional cast members including Dr. Captain Clark, The Voice of Reason, the lovely and talented Monica, Bill Schmotz, P.W. Fenton, and Spike were joined by 2 untraditional guests, Elizabeth Vanderbilt, and (briefly) the artist known as Spicoli. Did you know there is a Croatian smartphone app specifically for cheating at algebra? Did you know you can keep dogs off your lawn by using crushed moth balls? Neither did we.

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SOTM-A012 – Running From Your Last Name

SOTM-A012
This week’s show was way better than last weeks show simply because it exists, and last week’s doesn’t. In attendance was the lovely and talented Clark, the lovely and talented Steve, the lovely and talented P.W., the lovely and talented Dee, the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, and of course our lord and master Spike. After Andy hid from Dick, and Bill Schmotz recreated a scene from “Basic Instincts”, our old friend Tony Gorgonzola dropped in via the phone line. Dee and Clark agreed to meet in a “pervert contest” (no date was set), the lovely and talented Monica called in sick, and Spike invented many new words including “Sonagrainium“. It is my understanding that our sponsor this week will be paying us for this episode in pennies.

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SOTM-A011 – Hot Buttered Thespians

The Crew
This show had the largest crew assembled in the last 19 years of doing the Spike On The Mic Show. It features the lovely and talented P-Dub, the lovely and talented Steve, the lovely and talented Clark, the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, the lovely and talented Deidre, the lovely and talented Monica, AND Spike too. As if that wasn’t enough, this show also features a game you can all play that highlights the crew’s thespian tendencies.

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SOTM-A010 – Back in action!

HootersClark&Spike
We return to the airwaves after the website disaster and we continue with Spike’s surprise declarations of guest hosts. This week the burden lands on Dr. Captain Clark who rose to the occasion with aplomb. We were joined once again by the lovely and talented Monika, and we were skipped once again by Deidre. Steve arrives late and assumes the role he always plays, that of the so called “Voice of Reason”.

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