SOTM-203 – Gravy Stains

gravystainsOur lovely and talented regular male members begin the show discussing wether Steve should divert attention away from being covered in gravy stains by storming out of the studio. Despite our urging him to storm out, he remains for the entire show, which incidentally is now called “an award deserving Picasso“. Spike’s first topic is about 3 men with constantly changing names who are suing Chipotle because their “Bereavo” made them too full. We move from there to Bloomington, Indiana where they are changing the names of holidays because of “popular political correctness”. Our final topic is about a man named “Okassa Lou” who accidentally gropes a woman while driving a train in Tokyo. Only the train turns out to be a bus, Okassa Lou turns out to be just a passenger, and he was actually picking pockets. This show has been selected to entertain the prisoners at Guantanamo.

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SOTM-202 – The November Surprise

Bill Schmotz after stunning upset.

Bill Schmotz after stunning upset.

Nobody expected this to happen. The pundits all claimed this couldn’t happen. On this special post-election edition of the Spike On The Mic Show our lovely and talented regular cast members were joined by the more lovely and talented special guests Cindy and Lynn with no “e”. Even they were completely blindsided by this turn of events. No one could have predicted it. The lovely and talented P-Dub is so dismayed by this turn of events he is unable to do his routine job correctly, like simply turning on people’s microphones when they are introduced. Only one cast member seems to be comfortable with the results… the lowly and un-talented Bill Schmotz. If we ever actually win that award we deserve, it will be for surviving this week’s November Surprise.

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SOTM-201 – KAAAARMA

karma_dominoOur core group of lovely and talented male members are in attendance. We of course begin with confusion and disarray leading to too many references to Schweddy Balls. But Spike reminds us that “You can not put a caged tiger into a cage.” Which we are forced to admit is true. Our 1st topic, which should be the 1st topic of every show, is called “This Can’t End Well”. But it turns out to have something to do with clown sperm cells doing card tricks for eggs. Then we examine why it’s hard to say the words “car” and “ma” when they are combined into one word. Next is the story of turning beer into vodka. As per the usual, Spike holds back important details until the panelists have all reached a conclusion. Clark continues his “What’s Twending?” series, before we wrap things up by playing Spike’s new game show… “What’s The Percentage?” When we finally get that award we deserve this show will have nothing to do with it.

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SOTM-200 – Spook On The Mic

spookonthemicJoining the lovely and talented regular cast of characters is the actually lovely and talented Monika Madison. Our 200th episode, falling on Halloween Night, starts with an unexpected examination of Monika’s date from hell. Our thanks to Monika for helping us start out on such a classy note. Once Batman changes the topic we move on into important matters like… Joan Jett and Vincent Van Gogh, the oldest any human can possibly get, a woman suing a restaurant for putting “grey poopond” on her sandwich when she “pacifically” said not to, and Clark’s “What’s Twending“. After all that mirth we wrap things up by discussing fighting tigers with chainsaws. Good times.

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SOTM-199 – The MTV Connection Show

Nina Blackwood is the blonde one.

Nina Blackwood is the blonde one.

Our lovely and talented regular cast members are joined by the lovely and talented Ray Finkle. Before the show is even a few minutes old we learn important things from Spike including the fact that Hotchakamie Tires are very noisy and make it hard to hear your radio when you are not at a traffic light. We welcome our new affiliate that now carries us live… Radio St. Pete. For some reason we played a game just so Ray Finkle could name Nina Blackwood as his “favorite” MTV VJ. Then we got into the important topics. Apparently child molestation is now criminally illegal and we have to be registered in order to give children a bath, or vaccinate them for chicken pox. Spike teaches us about a special zone where Americans can shoot people without fear of getting sued. Who knew? Clark brings us “What’s Twending?” and a brand new panel participation segment called “Sources Have Confirmed…”. We wrap it all up with everyone’s favorite… “Dear Spike On The Mic”.

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SOTM-198 – A Well Decorated Show

Christmas Decorations at Hooters

Christmas Decorations at Hooters

This show features all the lovely and talented regular panelists as well as the debut of the lovely and talented Dominic Fabiscus. We start off the festivities with a diversion into the depths of “Cheese Illiteracy”. From there it’s an easy jump to “The Case of the Stolen Paramedic Shorts”. Thinking it was time to be less controversial we examine the association between “White People and Evil Clowns”. But before we examine “What’s Twending” we thoroughly cover the topic of “Using Dead Testicles”. And of course we finish up with “Impossible Black Movies”. This, fair listeners, is an example of why we remain “award deserving”.

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SOTM-197 – All Babys Look Like Steve

babyfacesteveRight off the bat, before anyone is introduced, we learn a new word… “Disrebeef” which means “to return a person’s beef only to take it back again.” Joining the lovely and talented regular staff members are the lovely and talented tag team known as Cindi & Lynn with no “E”. The intros seem to take up half the show but we do learn that all babys look like the Voice of Reason. About midway through the show we start our first topic which has something to do with using drug money to buy Lottery tickets. The first topic turns out to be the last topic because we go from there to Clark’s “What’s Twending?”, and from there to another of Spike’s well planned out quiz/games to fill out the show.

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SOTM-196 – Caller Driven Miss Daisy

morgan-on-the-phoneParticipating are the lovely and talented Spike, Bill Schmotz, Dr. Captain Clark, Steve “VOR” Ericson, P.W. Fenton, and special guest, the lovely and talented Monica. We cover a range of topics including age and weight requirements for strip clubs, and raising the cost of parking tickets to fund the hiring of new police. Clark learns that “gubbmint is hod”, and Spike is shot by a police officer for going for his bird jerky. We look at “What’s Twending” and Morgan Freeman calls in on the studio line once again. We attempt to help Spike settle a bet about biting and chewing and I don’t think it worked out well for him.

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SOTM-195 – We’re Baaaack

We're BaaaackBack after a couple of weeks off is our lovely and talented panel, comprised of Dr. Captain Clark, Steve “Voice Of Reason” Ericson, Bill Schmotz, P.W. Fenton, and Mr. Spike On The Mic. This week we are joined by the lovely and talented Tatia who seems to almost instantly regret showing up. We discuss changing our names, riding self-driving cars, and we endure another of Spike’s not too well planned games. And, of course, Tatia continues to annoy Spike by jotting down all the words he slaughters. All in all, it’s clear we haven’t lost a bit of our “joie de vivre”.

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SOTM-194-How to spell Sourah!!!

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This show was close to being one of our Best Award Deserving Shows.
Surprising we managed to work thru this without our producer PW
to make this sound go thru your ear drums. We talked about, is this
Criminal or Protective Mother. Pepper spray maybe, but you’re still a criminal.
Word on the street, Burger King will now be the “Cheesiest”. We also helped a listener, who happened to also write Dear Abby about this problem. The answer is “Collaberal Damage”.  Listen for the reference to the historical Walkmen, Palushious Studio,
Falling Beer Bottles, the definition of Best Friend and the ever popular
“Shree-Shay-Qua”. BTW who knew JB Ball has strong thighs…

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