On this award deserving episode of the Spike On The Mic Show, the lovely and talented Clark falls in love with a new potential cast member, the lovely and talented Marilyn J. (for whom the bell tolls… frequently). Otherwise it’s the same old crew… the lovely and talented Steve, the lovely and talented P.W., the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, and Spike (on the mic). As always we learn important things like… there’s over a thousand people in China… the person you insult on the train may be the person interviewing you for a job… women are attracted to men walking dogs… beepers aren’t attracted to men named “Clark”… “Parent Night” is coming to the Olive Garden… Spike does not like the bell ringing always for Marilyn… and we shouldn’t hope for our children to be born anything.
Tonight’s show (the first one with colored wires) features a special guest; comedian Tony Gaud. Otherwise it’s the same old lovely and talented group, Dr. Captain Clark, VOR Steve, P.W., Bill Schmotz, and our host Spike (on the mic). In the interest of public safety there were no females allowed on tonight’s panel.Spike gave titles to the topics which included “It’s Not My Fault”, “See Judge, It Itches Right Here”, and “Michael Vic Who?” During one of those topics we learn that Bill Schmotz likes to hide in the ladies room at The Outback. Steve introduces a new game (written on a napkin) which is over before anyone understands how to play it. Steve is also very civic minded, leaving the show several times in order to go register to vote. Next week’s show will be simulcast in Canadian for our listeners in Kansas.
(NOTICE: The Spike On The Mic Show would like to apologize for any reference to “Kanye” or “Yeezus”)
Tonight’s award deserving show covers the Super Bowl, among other things. P.W. denies any responsibility for the phone troubles (which were in fact his fault). Tatia complains about it always being her period. Bill Schmotz only insults his friends. Spike talks to everyone on the planet yet has trouble with biology. Steve thinks there are no winners or losers. Dr. Captain Clark advises us not to get caught, but then reveals the secrets of white people. In other words… this show is pretty much a normal show.
Clark thinks Kansas City is in Canada. Special guest Tatia (pronounced “tashya”) hates old people. The Beeper still hates Clark, and would even if Clark was black. We discuss burying pets with us when we die, even if the pets don’t feel quite ready… The court has ruled one way or the other… P.W. rules that Steve must be catheterized… Boston Shawn calls to discuss his balls shrinking… and Clark wins our first contest with no correct answers. Needless to say, (but I’ll say it anyway), Clark really liked the new contest.
Because it’s MLK’s birthday, Spike says it’s “his people’s day” and decides to take a back seat during the show. As a result we learn… how NOT to rob O.T.B., that The Beeper is “of white desession“, that Arthur Treacher was a real person, that cats will sleep with alligators, and that Dr. Capt. Clark works undercover in comedy clubs manufacturing exploding glitter packages. A show so good… so award deserving… that you are likely to wet your pants while we take your picture. Don’t ask. Oh… and you will also learn how this episode became associated with the late great Arthur Fiedler, and how he got on the roof.
Monica rejoins the crew after a long absence and provides our only female voice. Unfortunately we are all preoccuppied by the story of her naked encounter with a huge bug which she told us about just before the show started. We deal with the Pope and his approval of bare breasts in the 16th chapel. (I know. What about the other 15 chapels, right?) We discuss various goings on in WalMart… Tony Gorganzola calls in, and then we are suddenly swing dancing in a Winnebago traveling across the country, and Steve unexpectedly now agrees to spooning with P-Dub. Clark is about to get lucky but then admits he’s holding back a fart, which is apparently a deal killer, and we prove just how ready we are for primetime by the way we mishandle the clock at the end of our show. Another award deserving show.
Our first star crossed episode of the award deserving Spike On The Mic Show in 2015. The lovely and talented Clark, the lovely and talented P.W., the lovely and talented Steve, the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, and Spike are joined by our lovely and talented special guest Janet Sciales, better known in the Tampa Bay area as the Star Goddess. We cover everything under the stars, including Air Jordan making bail, a couple of listener call-ins, and an ungrateful moocher. The lovely and talented Diedre was out of town for the holidays and didn’t make it back in time for the show.
Since Spike, Clark, Steve, P-dub, and Bill Schmotz find themselves on an all male panel, they do what all men do when they get together without women… they lie! Tonight we go beyond simply talking about the past, the present, and the future. Tonight each of us gets to tell a fascinating story from our childhood, and despite P-Dub’s cheating, his story doesn’t win the event. This was our last show of 2014. After a brief vacation for the holidays, we will next be live on January 5th 2015 and 7 PM. Please join us then. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy New Year, and whatever else you’re into!
Tatia (pronounced “Tasha”) and Deidre bring some estrogen back to the regular crew, and that plus our inability to speak French, causes us to immediately interrupt the racial slurs with “nipple talk”. We get to land mines… Steve’s Flip-Phone… “G.I. Faux”… and we play a rousing game of “The Price Is Spike”. All of this will make sense (or not) once you listen to the show. We end on a sad note as we learned of the passing of a good friend of the show, and occasional guest, Lance Nichols, who is pictured to the left during one of our after show gatherings. Lance, you will always be in our pants.