Tonight our guest-host is the lovely and talented Miss Marilyn J, and she reigns over the usual lovely and talented cast of characters – Dr. Captain Clark, Steve, P.W., Bill Schmotz, and Spike (not on the mic so much). We have plenty of telephone callers, and even our studio audience gets in on the action. We give advice to fathers, mix sex with baseball, envision smell-o-vision field trips, and we talk about ten dollar chicks. It’s just like every other Spike On The Mic Show, except this one is in English.
Another fine show recorded for all time. Let’s just say tonight’s cast was each lovely and talented in their own way. Some ways stranger than others. Miss Marilyn J, Mr. Jeff Rey, Mr. Pearl’s Son, Mr. Bill Schmotz, Mr. P.W., and Spike are all in attendance for this show highlighting our competitive ignorance. Listen and learn as we shout out our names, get recognized, and reveal our wrong answers. We even get to hear the long absent “Voice of Reason” as he calls in from Bali, land of the unpleasant tourists. Steve is being forcefully deported and should be back with us for the next show. If we are nice he’ll show us his slides from the trip.
Today’s show features the hard core of our staff. The lovely and talented Clark, the lovely and talented P-Dub, the lovely and talented Miss Marilyn J, the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, and of course the average but still pleasant Spike. Right off the top this show features things you won’t hear anywhere else. What other show would feature a pedophilia cheer? On a show that was to have no guests, we had a surprise walk on by Stephanie, the lovely and talented bartender from Ella’s Americana Folk Art Cafe. We even received a phone call from the lovely and talented Steve who is vacationing in Bali. Bill Schmotz lands the plane and we don’t even feel the wheels touch down. This is top notch radio entertainment.
As soon as we get rid of Steve, the really good guests start arriving. Tonight’s award deserving show features not one… not two… but four professional laugh creators. In addition to the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, the lovely and talented P.W. Fenton, and Spike, we have 4 chitlin lovers… the lovely and talented Miss Marilyn J, the lovely and talented Clark Brooks, the lovely and talented Jeff Rey, and the lovely and talented Pearl’s Son. This may be our most lovely and talented show ever (except for the other ones).
This show features our core group of award deserving performers. Folks like Dr. Captain Clark, Bill Schmotz, the lovely and talented Miss Marilyn J, P-Dub, Spike, and even Steven. Speaking of Even Steven, despite what you may have heard in the “lame stream media”, this show does not feature an amateur colonoscopy, and that procedure was not botched by Dr. Captain Clark, and that is NOT the reason that Steve is taking a couple of weeks off. Also, that part of the show was NOT carefully edited out because the screaming distorted the audio. Steve is simply taking a vacation, and he has always walked like that. There will be no live show on Memorial Day, but that doesn’t mean that if you tune in you won’t hear something cool anyway.
Dr. Captain Clark was called away to cater to the countless whims of some woman named Betsy Meddler or something like that. This show also features two favorites… the lovely and talented Tatia… and the long awaited return of the Birthday Challenge.
As always this show has received an unspecified award of some kind.
A very special Cinco De Mayo show featuring the lovely and talented guys, plus 2 fine females… the lovely and talented Marilyn and the lovely and talented Tatia. Besides the incredibly valuable Mexican culture featured in the show, we also explain where you have to go if you want strippers at your funeral. This show might actually win a Peabody Award.
This is the most anticipated show in the history of shows. When this show came on live, all crime in the United States came to a halt. Schools were closed. Last Wills & Testaments were written. Farmers toiling in the fields stopped toiling and gathered around the radio. Sporting events were halted for one hour. For one hour Spike, Clark, Steve, Marilyn, P-Dub, and Bill Schmotz made radio history, and now you can claim you were there by listening to the player below. Nobody will know you are lying, and we promise not to tell on you.
Introductions begin in “jackassian” style and rush straight downhill in a car driven by Harriet Tubman’s husband. The full complement of lovely and talented males are in introduced, Dr. Captain Clark, Governor Bill Schmotz, V.O.R. Steve Ericson, Spike (on his mic), and the guy who makes it sound good… P.W. Fenton. And then we get to the femalians, Marilyn J. and Monica. We talk about several official topics, but get sidetracked when Spike finds it hard to believe that anyone would eat goat cheese (which is great on pizza). This leads to next week’s “Goat Cheese Challenge”.
Despite someone saying “This is not the coupon show” you can get 10% off if you have the coupon. The semi-regular cast is here featuring the lovely and talented Marilyn J, the lovely and talented Dr. Capt. Clark, the lovely and talented Steve, the lovely and talented P.W., the lovely and talented Bill Schmotz, and Spike. We begin by discussing the importance of good grooming and never touching a black women’s sleeve… why Gwyneth Paltrow eats parsley and cilantro while on welfare… and eventually Spike asks “Who in the hell packages dog poop?”. After a new episode of Spike-2-Peace Theater, we figure out who among us would use the handicapped microphone.