SOTM-245 – Making Stuff Up

We talk about 3 things on this show, things in the future, things in the past, and things in the future… AND gigging frogs. Our first topic deals with our connections to the coming royal wedding. We stray onto the Oscars that Spike has never won. (See if you can notice when Mark sneaks in late.) Billie gives us our first decent call-in since forever. She establishes a strong claim on Steve’s title of “Voice of Reason”. Royal Wedding will be held at an Elvis Chapel next to a Wendy’s. Billie thinks it’s not fine to kill yourself at 21. Spike wants to know if it’s creepy to get a face transplant from a suicide victim who was a registered face donor, one year after he died. Makes sense? A mystery beeping noise interrupts the creepy face story. Steve uses the word “ameliorative” and no one questions it. We examine the ten things guys don’t like about women, but first discuss which order we should examine them in. Believe it or not we manage to fit in a “Bee/Duck Report”.

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SOTM-244 – Thanksgiving Oscar

We start with P.W. “big timing” Mark in a gas station. Then we move on to our show slogan, followed by the revelation that John Gruden cut our lawn. I’ll bet you don’t even know we have a lawn. Listen closely, as Spike has a seizure during the first topic. Steve manages to work in a “flack joke”. We discuss getting kicked out of strip clubs… athletes without helmets getting more action… what’s twending… and the bee report (A.K.A. Duck Report)

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SOTM-243 – The Mental Reports

Not THIS governor

Our second show live from Hooters! Our lovely and talented regular cast members, Clark, P-Dub, Steve, Bill, and Mark, join with our lovely and talented host Spike in welcoming a new guest to our show, the lovely and talented Rock (a.k.a. The Governor). Our very first topic comes straight out of the pages of the new mental reports, and of course everybody on the panel disagrees with Spike. Everybody, that is, except for “The Voice of Reason” who agrees with all positions simultaneously. Dr. Captain Clark declares that science must have beakers and chemicals to be real science. Dr. Clark then takes over selection of topics and suggests that listeners “Google it” if they want actual details. Of course we end up with Spike thinking it’s OK to expose himself even if the woman he’s with says not to. Way to be topical.

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Funny Felon Connection

Hey one of our guests was a bank robber. How cool is that?

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SOTM-242 – Jojosomes

JoJo considers the Olympics

This show not only features our regular lovely and talented cast members but features the lovely and talented Mark, and (as Spike called her) the lovely and toileted JoJo (@joannepetrella). Spike not only called her “toileted”, but repeatedly accused her of having a Y chromosome. Topics included “Miffology”, “Is NASCAR and Cheerleading a sport?”, the G.A.I.S.F. saying Pole Dancing is now an “accredidentured” sport, and of course Turkey Gizzard Ice-cream. We even found time for “What’s Twending?” and “The Bee Report”. This show will be used by elementary schools to promote the sciences.

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SOTM-241 – The Gasman Cometh

Mark Carr (@the1andonlyM )

This episode features the return of the “Gas man” (Mark Carr), a guest so popular it’s only been 19 shows since we had him on last. Of course it also features the lovely and talented regular cast featuring Steve, Schmotz, P.W., Spike, and Clark, (whose sister reveals a preference for the smell of gas). It takes us a full 22 minutes to get to an actual topic and of course it has something to do with breast size. There is every chance that this show will be considered for a Presidential Award of Freedom. We have it on good authority that the President stays up past 7 PM, very possibly just to hear our show.

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SOTM-240 – Free Video Boards!

Scene of the riot. (9540 W. Linebaugh Ave. Tampa)

It was going to be just another award deserving Spike On The Mic Show. The lovely and talented Clark Brooks, P.W. Fenton, Steve Ericson, and Spike were gathered at a brand new location, Maloney’s Local Irish Pub, when suddenly Spike announced he was handing out free “video boards”. Not since the fiery crash of the Hindenburg has such a calamity been observed. It was also “Wing Night (25¢ Boneless – 50¢ Bone-in)“.

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Rumor Control

The latest rumor is that the Spike On The Mic Show will be broadcasting live from Maloney’s in Westchase on Monday Oct 23rd at 7PM @ 9540 West Linebaugh Ave. Tampa

Come on out and eat, drink, and be merry!

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SOTM-239 – Nikota Nuggets

Not one of these wonderful women are named Nikota

“Take a few night classes, pop in a breath mint, and butch up that handshake and you will live forever!” – Clark Brooks.

A 2 year old needs a kidney so we try to give him both of Steve’s. Hillsborough Avenue is noisy. Maybe next time we set up inside Hooters. Your Body Tried To Warn You. Cheryl & Dakota play “Bob or Jack-a-Bob”. Cheryl thinks Jack-a-Bobs call her Megan. After Steve ruins smiling, he gives the shortest Bee Report ever (and he’s pretty short). Then, after we explore “What’s Twending”, we are smart enough to go home.

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SOTM-238 – Bad Brains Stick Together

Writer, Director, Star, Tony Gaud

This award deserving edition of the Spike On The Mic Show was hijacked by some of the stars of “Billy’s Got A Bad Brain”, which Premieres at the Tampa Improv on Sunday October 15th at 7:00PM. Actor/Comedian Clark Brooks, actor/comedian Natasha Samreny, and actor/comedian/writer/director Tony Gaud spend most of the show talking about the soon to premiere film. The regular lovely and talented crew is all here, and we even get to squeeze a word or two in also. Unfortunately, there was no time for a “Bee Report”.

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