This awesome show, that features no un-necessary special guests, starts out examining why it doesn’t win any of the awards it deserves. We discuss various plans to trick listeners into voting for us. Our first topic is called “Cherry Air Fresh For Dessert” and is about people who claim they don’t need to eat food or drink beverages. Next we discuss giving old people with money, the blood of young people who need money, in order to make the old people with money, feel more like the young people. Clearly another serious scientific subject. So we continue with a brief discussion of why hippos are so underrepresented in the sports world. Add to that a “Bee Report” and some “What’s Twending?” and it becomes clear why we never get the award that Spike deserves.