Spike starts this show by explaining that it’s going to be “somber” and then sets out to prove it. Luckily Billie calls in from her car and although the conversation takes some strange turns it does break us out of our “somber” mood. Spike attempts to “learn us” and therefore make us better people, but we prove to him that’s an unrealistic goal, doomed to failure. We move on to the topic of cats invading the “Westmistress” Dog Show, followed by Spain University curing the fear of deaf by making people watch video games. But thankfully all our brains are then infested with roaches. No really. Spike thinks that one day we’ll be an award WINNING show, but this episode will have nothing to do with that.