Joining the lovely and talented regular cast members is a very special guest, long time friend and collaborator of Dr. Captain Clark’s, representing the west coast third of The Unbelievables, now and forever known as Michael(s) Noble(s). The S’s are both silent and non-existent. Adding to the drama of the occasion is the fact that, though they have been collaborators for years, Clark and Michael(s) had never met until mere minutes before the show began. Beside the normal collection of fascinating topics, we manage to include both a “What’s Twending?” segment and a “Bee Report”. This episode will add to our legacy of award free entertainment.
Back after the storm, the regular crew assembles to wonder why it is we remain deserving yet never winning a “Best of the Bay” award. Could it be Steve’s condiment stained shirt? Could it be Bill Schmotz’s never using his “real” name? Could it be Spike never correctly identifying the chromosomes in his peripheral vision? Could it be P.W. never quite pushing those buttons when he should? Or is it RadioStPete.com preventing our listeners from hearing our show without interruption? The Right Honorable Dr. Captain Clark decides it’s the latter and enlists all 3 of our live listeners in a telephonic attack.
Who deserved it more than us? Creative Loafing will tell us on the night of Wednesday, September 27th
At long last the reason we are all here… the very Voice of Reason himself returns. And what do we find? Did he go away because he was mad? Did he go away to recover from secret surgery? Did he spend time in jail? Was he in rehab? None of those things happened. He left the show long enough to grow a faint mustache.
This award deserving show contains the largest gathering of Fentons and Thomsons to ever gather on one live radio show in the United States and Canada. The “Voice of Reason” is still recovering from secret elective surgery, but has been replaced by “The Father Of All Knowledge”. The normal cast (minus Steve) was joined by the lovely and talented Billie, Kim, Ross, Dillan, and momentarily Roz, pushing our humble equipment to its near limits. We even get a brief call-in from Steve. If nothing else this show deserves an award for sheer bulk.
Our regular lovely and talented cast of misfits is joined for the second time in as many weeks by the lovely and talented Tina. Spike believes that the word for “future” in Spanish is pronounced “E-foo-toe“. Who are we to argue. He also asks us to weigh in on the idea of implanting a chip in our hand so we can buy chips by waving it. I know right? We also decide “Yay or Nay” on the concept of your doctor booking your gall bladder surgery at the same time as a sex change operation right next to you. We wrap up the show with a new episode of (formerly Doctor Captain) Clark’s “What’s Twending”.
This awesome show, that features no un-necessary special guests, starts out examining why it doesn’t win any of the awards it deserves. We discuss various plans to trick listeners into voting for us. Our first topic is called “Cherry Air Fresh For Dessert” and is about people who claim they don’t need to eat food or drink beverages. Next we discuss giving old people with money, the blood of young people who need money, in order to make the old people with money, feel more like the young people. Clearly another serious scientific subject. So we continue with a brief discussion of why hippos are so underrepresented in the sports world. Add to that a “Bee Report” and some “What’s Twending?” and it becomes clear why we never get the award that Spike deserves.