Our lovely and talented regular male members begin the show discussing wether Steve should divert attention away from being covered in gravy stains by storming out of the studio. Despite our urging him to storm out, he remains for the entire show, which incidentally is now called “an award deserving Picasso“. Spike’s first topic is about 3 men with constantly changing names who are suing Chipotle because their “Bereavo” made them too full. We move from there to Bloomington, Indiana where they are changing the names of holidays because of “popular political correctness”. Our final topic is about a man named “Okassa Lou” who accidentally gropes a woman while driving a train in Tokyo. Only the train turns out to be a bus, Okassa Lou turns out to be just a passenger, and he was actually picking pockets. This show has been selected to entertain the prisoners at Guantanamo.
Our core group of lovely and talented male members are in attendance. We of course begin with confusion and disarray leading to too many references to Schweddy Balls. But Spike reminds us that “You can not put a caged tiger into a cage.” Which we are forced to admit is true. Our 1st topic, which should be the 1st topic of every show, is called “This Can’t End Well”. But it turns out to have something to do with clown sperm cells doing card tricks for eggs. Then we examine why it’s hard to say the words “car” and “ma” when they are combined into one word. Next is the story of turning beer into vodka. As per the usual, Spike holds back important details until the panelists have all reached a conclusion. Clark continues his “What’s Twending?” series, before we wrap things up by playing Spike’s new game show… “What’s The Percentage?” When we finally get that award we deserve this show will have nothing to do with it.
Joining the lovely and talented regular cast of characters is the actually lovely and talented Monika Madison. Our 200th episode, falling on Halloween Night, starts with an unexpected examination of Monika’s date from hell. Our thanks to Monika for helping us start out on such a classy note. Once Batman changes the topic we move on into important matters like… Joan Jett and Vincent Van Gogh, the oldest any human can possibly get, a woman suing a restaurant for putting “grey poopond” on her sandwich when she “pacifically” said not to, and Clark’s “What’s Twending“. After all that mirth we wrap things up by discussing fighting tigers with chainsaws. Good times.
Right off the bat, before anyone is introduced, we learn a new word… “Disrebeef” which means “to return a person’s beef only to take it back again.” Joining the lovely and talented regular staff members are the lovely and talented tag team known as Cindi & Lynn with no “E”. The intros seem to take up half the show but we do learn that all babys look like the Voice of Reason. About midway through the show we start our first topic which has something to do with using drug money to buy Lottery tickets. The first topic turns out to be the last topic because we go from there to Clark’s “What’s Twending?”, and from there to another of Spike’s well planned out quiz/games to fill out the show.
Participating are the lovely and talented Spike, Bill Schmotz, Dr. Captain Clark, Steve “VOR” Ericson, P.W. Fenton, and special guest, the lovely and talented Monica. We cover a range of topics including age and weight requirements for strip clubs, and raising the cost of parking tickets to fund the hiring of new police. Clark learns that “gubbmint is hod”, and Spike is shot by a police officer for going for his bird jerky. We look at “What’s Twending” and Morgan Freeman calls in on the studio line once again. We attempt to help Spike settle a bet about biting and chewing and I don’t think it worked out well for him.
Back after a couple of weeks off is our lovely and talented panel, comprised of Dr. Captain Clark, Steve “Voice Of Reason” Ericson, Bill Schmotz, P.W. Fenton, and Mr. Spike On The Mic. This week we are joined by the lovely and talented Tatia who seems to almost instantly regret showing up. We discuss changing our names, riding self-driving cars, and we endure another of Spike’s not too well planned games. And, of course, Tatia continues to annoy Spike by jotting down all the words he slaughters. All in all, it’s clear we haven’t lost a bit of our “joie de vivre”.
This show was close to being one of our Best Award Deserving Shows.
Surprising we managed to work thru this without our producer PW
to make this sound go thru your ear drums. We talked about, is this
Criminal or Protective Mother. Pepper spray maybe, but you’re still a criminal.
Word on the street, Burger King will now be the “Cheesiest”. We also helped a listener, who happened to also write Dear Abby about this problem. The answer is “Collaberal Damage”. Listen for the reference to the historical Walkmen, Palushious Studio,
Falling Beer Bottles, the definition of Best Friend and the ever popular
“Shree-Shay-Qua”. BTW who knew JB Ball has strong thighs…